Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!
Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!
(via bastille)
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just like…. reblog htis because i like attention
… so anyways i cant beli3ve im not famous!
hi everybody im drunk i want to make an ironic youtube vlog and im on top of the world lmk
The original Halloween Jack-O’-Lantern was first recorded in Ireland and was made from a turnip instead of a pumpkin.
please
(via mens-rights-activia)
- me after 15 seconds of studying: i just cant do this anymore
